Ordered replacement pads from my TENS pain-relieving machine from Boots. Clueless-but-Helpful placed the order for me and would call when available.

Imagine my surprise when I turned up to collect them only to be faced with Tena pads for incontinence. Clueless seemed unfazed by this insisting the urine absorbing pads were the same as the electrical pulse transmitting TENS pads I was actually after.

When I had spent 5 minutes detailing to Clueless why this wasn’t going to be possible, she instead just tried to sell them to me anyway. Not today thankyou.